Did you know

- Rats can't vomit
- Snakes can't hear
- Ants never sleep
- Fly top speed is 8 km/h
- Just women gnats drink blood!
- You know, you can't lick your elbow.
- 75% peoples who read this, are going to try this

I´m so lonely

Ahaha. I don´t know why I´m laughing for. Ahahahaha. I don´t know what I'm going to do this evening. My cousins are going to their friends so I won't play pink ponk. I feel like this lonely white bear click and than click this

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So here come´s a new year and you must be happy. LOL. I just laugh if I remember what i´m going to write in this post. Hehehe.

On one happy day little Johny asked Matilda: "Matilda, do you want to married with me"?
"No little john! How dare you!" And they were happy to their last day.

The night in the forest was dark. Under the three there laid a drunk, sleeping rabbit.
But he wasn´t only. There were a giant grizzly and the hungry wolf too. They saw a sleeping rabbit,
and they were very hungry. They started to quarrel and fight too. Battle continued draw - both of them died under the three. When the sun came up, the rabbit waked up. On him left side there laid dead grizzly in the right side there laid dead wolf. The rabbit was shock: "Oh dear God. When I´m drunk I really don´t know what I'm doing.

You know that guy - Chuck Norris ?
You know for jokes about him. Click here

Interesting things

Elephants are only animals who can't jump.

Crocodile can't strecht out his tongue.

If is ant poisoned she always fall on her right side.

All polar bears are leftist.

Snails can sleep three years together.

Ostrich's egg is bigger than her brains.

Majority make-up contain fish's scales.

The longest flight of chick last 13 seconds.

Rat can live longer without water than camel.

Shark is only animal on the world who can't fall sick.