I´m so lonely

Ahaha. I don´t know why I´m laughing for. Ahahahaha. I don´t know what I'm going to do this evening. My cousins are going to their friends so I won't play pink ponk. I feel like this lonely white bear click and than click this

jokes 4

So here come´s a new year and you must be happy. LOL. I just laugh if I remember what i´m going to write in this post. Hehehe.

On one happy day little Johny asked Matilda: "Matilda, do you want to married with me"?
"No little john! How dare you!" And they were happy to their last day.

The night in the forest was dark. Under the three there laid a drunk, sleeping rabbit.
But he wasn´t only. There were a giant grizzly and the hungry wolf too. They saw a sleeping rabbit,
and they were very hungry. They started to quarrel and fight too. Battle continued draw - both of them died under the three. When the sun came up, the rabbit waked up. On him left side there laid dead grizzly in the right side there laid dead wolf. The rabbit was shock: "Oh dear God. When I´m drunk I really don´t know what I'm doing.

You know that guy - Chuck Norris ?
You know for jokes about him. Click here

Interesting things

Elephants are only animals who can't jump.

Crocodile can't strecht out his tongue.

If is ant poisoned she always fall on her right side.

All polar bears are leftist.

Snails can sleep three years together.

Ostrich's egg is bigger than her brains.

Majority make-up contain fish's scales.

The longest flight of chick last 13 seconds.

Rat can live longer without water than camel.

Shark is only animal on the world who can't fall sick.

mary christmas and happy new year!

Yes, I´m here again.

You should know that man,
with red suit and hat ,
who´s coming this year again,
with some revolvers in his pocket
he will kick your ass
and shoot you in the head
Yes the crazy santa´s coming back

"this time you will die!"
There´s no any place to go,
santa will sure find you
dead or alive
he said that time.
And he´s not joking
like one year ago
when you killed him reindeer Rudolf.

For more info you must see this video
click

Christmas movies

Best christmas movie: A christmas story, best christmas cartoon: The polar express, best christmas comedy: Scrooged, best christmas horror: Christmas evil.

Just read it ... there are pictures and comments ! ! ! =D

HeY!

Do you ask you're self where are the most romantic destinations of famous caples ? Well here are some of the places of some of them . Maybe you will find some interesting places and hope that some day you will go there too . Well here they are.

The famous couples are spend there special moments with there love(s) at different parts of the world.

Blake Lively and Kyle were eliminated in Mexico, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have enjoyed in Rome, Paris Hilton is a former boyfriend Benjija Madna monitor in Africa, Jennifer Lopez was with marcom in Athens, Rihanna and Chris have visited his native island of Barbados, Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise as a result of a lot of work there potepal New York, Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon have potepal Monday in Morocco, Paris and London, Prince William was at his Kate drove the Caribbean, Nicole Kidman has visited international Keithom Australia, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha were released in Mexico, Mariah Carey and Nick have visited Las Vegas, Eva Longoria and Tony were on a trip across France and Italy.

Pictures of course :
1. Picture : Paris Hilton know how to have fun with differente people (do you thing that the gay is gey??? )
2. Picture : Justin Timberlake love (his) music ... And did you see his wet ???
3. Picture : Mariah Carey on boat ( guys think : '' Ohh, she is sow hot'' )
4. Picture : Rihnna and Chris Brown ... they 2 said that they aren't a couple but pictures are showing something alse don't they???
5. Picture : Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are couple and they 2 like snow very much ( just like me =)

By : *anjusa*

You just have to love me ! ! !
=D

Laught

Look this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p320C97aNqc&feature=related

santa clause

ha ha ha ha ha

Do you speak german?

Christmas in Nigeria

Christmas Day, is a public holiday wich is celebrated more in the southern and eastern parts of Nigeria. Nigerians have special Christmas traditions. Almost everyone goes to church on Christmas Day. Weeks before Christmas, people buy lots of hens, turkeys, goats and cows. Children are very hapy and start runing around the animals. There are big preparations for travel, holiday, and exchange of gifts, caroling and all manner of celebration.

On Christmas Eve, traditional meals are cooked. In Yoruba, such meals usually include Iyan, (pounded yam) and others, served with peppery stewed vegetables. People find themselves eating this same meal three to four times on that day, as they are offered it at every house they visit. According to Yorùbá customs, it was considered rude to decline to eat when offered food. Other meals include rice served with chicken stew, which is a bit similar to the Indian curry stew.

Santa's reindeers

Christmas is coming. I write something about Santa's reindeers.

Some of Santa's reindeers are: Rudolph (boss), Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donder,Blitzen,...

Rudolph:

According one story, Rudolph was the son of Donder. He was born with red nose.

He is the first in the line. When Santa know it he decided it could be his reindeer.

So look at the sky, maybe you see something like that.

dwji japodi

There will be baschet match in friday, at eight o'clock. The fight will be between heme team:

KK Plama-pur and KK Portorož

DWJI JAPODI will be there

!!!!! come and cheer !!!!!!

Chrismas at rich and poor

HeY!

This time my post is not gonna be about famous. I am gonna write about something other. Do you ever ask you're self how the poor people gonna get threw Christmas?

Well the poorest are gonna be on streets and ask us for some money. Probably we are gonna just keep going our way, but they are gonna be there and hope that somebody else gonna give them money sow they can buy something to eat for Christmas. But Christmas is about happinesses isn't it?

And what about rich? I think you now that they will buy expensive presents for they-re kids. They are gonna have big dinner but poor people are gonna be hungry. It-s a shame that all money of rich is gonna go for presents when some kids get ... Do you knew? Nothing. Just think about it.

Here are some pictures too.

By : *anjusa*

You just have to love me ! ! !
=D

Did you know that...

-my computer is ripear
-i know for one of the funniest video on youtube:

just one click and you will laugh

Here are some game pictures.

GRAND THEFT AUTO IV

I'm sure that you heard of the legendary GTA series. Gta 4 came out april this year so my rewiev is kinda late. The STORY goes that way: You are Niko Belic, former Russian (I think). You came to Liberty city (New York) because your cousin told you that he is very rich. When you come to America, you see that he's actualy very poor and that he has some debts for mafia. So you need to help him and other people who then give you money. That's the basic story. GAMEPLAY is great. I'm plaing GTA 4 half of a year for now, and it's still very fun. The city is very big so I'm still exploring all the places and things. Physics and graphics are very good for such a big game. The new GTA is just like the previous, just much better. First, GTA 4 was available just for xbox 360 and playstation 3 but now is out for the PC too. I would give GTA 4: 8/10 for graphic, 9/10 for story, 10/10 for gameplay, (and 10/10 for physic). I think the whole game deservs 10/10.

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT?

One earthworm meet the other.
How are you? Where is your brother?
He's going to fishing.

President was opened olimpic games. He take sheet of paper and start read.
''Zero,zero,zero,zero...''
Some man say:
''President, you are reading olimpic circles.''

What's the different between robber and football player?
Robber say: ''Money or I will shoot!''
Football player say: ''Money or I won't shoot!''

Why women don't drive F1?
Beacuse are boxes for parking too small.

Jokes 3

Bin Laden call Bush and say :"Hello mr. president. I have bad and good news. Which one you want hear first? Bush say :" Ok tell me good news first." Bin Laden say: "The good new is that, I will surrender." "And bad news?" say Bush. "Ok. The bad new is that, I coming with an airplane!"

Laugh is a half of health. For other you need apples.

Do you know why are moles in humus so fast. Becouse ther´s no air rebellion. 

Lol

  This year Santa can´t come to Slovenia. In Dunaj he was drived by plane. Where is reindeer Rudolf?

I know you are idiots

This cat, is cat, a cat, good, cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 30 cats, seconds cats.

 OK. Now read those words without cat(s) 

Jokes 2

Two blondies are talking about new year. First blondie say: "You know that, the new year this year going to be on friday." "Oh realy?" say second blondie. "I hope it won´t be on 13. in the mounth."

How we mention event when our mother in low hang on the rope and die? Plesure on the rope of course!

"Sir. Why are you threw your mother in low over the balcony. " "Oh. I just want know if dragons realy fly.

"Hello! Is this police office?" "Yes, what´s wrong?" "My mother in low is hanging on the rope." "Are you cut the rope?!" "No, she´s still breathing!"

Bill Gates throw gold fish back to wather. "You forget 3 wishes" say gold fish. Bill Gates say: OK. Tell me your 3 wishes." 

Jokes for better day

''What is wronge in the sentence: Horse and cow is on pasture'',ask teacher.
Janez say: ''Always we have to mention woman first.''

Why has the blond girl ice in the fridge?
Beacuse,a fridge must stay cold.

''Alenka, do we range cow to mammds?'' Aks teacher.
'' Cow no, but calf yes,'' say Alenka.

''O young woman. Always when you smile I wish you come to me.''
''Are you unmarried?''
''No, I'm a dentist.''

Ahaha!

Today I preapare you some funny animal videos. I hope you enjoy.

Here´s a talking cat who will throw you from the chair:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONmhQJy1ViA

Here´s a very funny talking parrot:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2G9fkvBzzQE&NR=1

OK. And here´s the funniest animal video ever:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kxa0mnDj0bs&feature=related

Oh. I almost forgot. I found this funny video from Madagascar 2. Do you remember penguins?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zj9lWm_mqf0

Good by!

Laught=Life

Picture 1: I can't stop laught!!!

Picture 2: I have a hadache!!!

Picture 3: Faces.

Picture 4: Very interesting game.XD

Picture 5: Friends for ever!!!

I can't do post without picture of cats....

Have FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amm...I don't now if you are gonna belive...

HeY!

Here are some unlivable pictures of ...
I think it's enough ... more next time ... till then

Have Fun ! ! !

By : *anjusa*

You just have too love me ! ! !
=D

The second part...

HeY!!!

You probably asking you're self the second part of what...Well he post of Angelina Jolie was first and of cores the second is about ...

Brad Pitt is in interview for magazine Rolling Stone defended his Angelino Jolie, after when in public come a papers, that she is layers master in managing the media.

He said : '' I thing that Angelina in papers was shown as very manipulative persone,'' said Brad witch is very protection to mothers of his children. He said that they didn't hurt just his wife, but also the someone his most respects : "I become protectionist. We're not talking only about the woman I love, but also about someone who is very respect."And he also revealed his favorite movie in which Angelina plays: "Mr. & Mrs. Smith. Since we have six children. Because I love the recording."

By : *anjusa*

You just have too love me ! ! !

=D

It was a wish...But read it enyway

HeY ! ! !

Angelina Jolie and Bras Pitt now have 8 kids. The last two was a twins. Now they have month or two I don't now well. But I will ride down how every thing started and get in a public.

Angelina, witch just 5 months ago born a girl Vivienne and boy Knoxa is start toking vitamins, visit a gynecologist and fertility wants her family get 2 more members.
''To Angelina doctor's said that she have very big options to get twins again, if she do it in two years after she born. She is wisting doctor for ferility and with Brad they controlled when she is the most fertility sow they two are very hard working in bedroom''' said witness.

Well Angelina was on premiere whitch was in Los Angeles in very simple dress, trousers and in gray sweater. She come to get a support to Clint Eastwood.

(P.S. On picture is Angelina Jolie when she was pregnant )

Next time : Read something about Brad Pitt ! ! !

By : *anjusa*

You just have too love me ! ! !

Today Monika in school said me, she uploaded funny picture of monkey. You know I don´t like competition so here´s a picture of funny mon(k)ey too.

Oh and you must see this video too. Here´s a link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2_hxzgveKg

See you!

LOL

I just watched that funny video on youtube. I still can't stop laughing!

Problem

I have a big problem. I don´t know what is damaged but my joke is almost illiterate so I´m sorry for bad order. Lol.

Joke

Like I say two days ago - I´m here to make you happy. So there´s one good joke. Don´t forget. A laugh is a half of health. 

Two fisher mans are talking about their life. The first fisher say:                                                                   "I heard you are married 3 days ago."                                                                                                             "Oh yes, it´s true."                                                                                                                                             "Is she young?"                                                                                                                                                "No."                                                                                                                                                                 "Is she rich?"                                                                                                                                                     "No I don´t need money."                                                                                                                                 "Is she beauty?"                                                                                                                                               "No."                                                                                                                                                                "So why are you married with her?"                                                                                                               "Oh, she´s got worms in the body!"  

 Deklevc said me I have some funny pictures in my comp. So I´m going to put some of them in this post:

                                                                       

Oh I almost forgot. I know for one the funniest video on youtube. Video become funny at 1min and 30 sec. Here´s a link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4Y4keqTV6w                                                                           

DO YOU KNOW??

Do you know:

-horses have horseshoe like their slippers

-dogs which have sagging ears can't hear very good

-some women has poni for help, beacuse she's blind,poni's name is Konfetka

-in Africa has one dog for friend monkey

-cat in Australija doesn't like people and animals, she has only friend-pony,cat give her a hugs

-in Canada is a pig who jump like horses on copetitions

-elephant's tusk weight as bowling ball

That's enough for now.

Let's learn some more

I admit I only know a limited number of possibilities that publishing on a blog offers. Some of the most common are:
- adding a photo
- adding a video
- inserting a link to a file or a page.

We should all learn at least how to do that.

As far as I could see you can all add a photo. I am not so courious about videos as the process is more or less the same as with photos.

I would like you to learn how to make a link to a certain page or a document that you can save on the net (A useful address for saving your stuff on the Net is http://www.shrani.si/. You have to register to use it.) So here is a task for you.

Make a link like that (a hint: use the third icon form the left). If you need help, write a comment to this post.

Hardly waiting for your results ...

Manica

What's new at Britney Spears home?

HeY!

Here I go again...Joke...I'm going to be shorter now (well I hope sow)!!!

Sow do you ever ask your self how famous people gonna get over holly days? I'm gonna tell you how Britney is gonna do it.

Well some of paparazzi catch Britney how she was with now make going to training in Los Angeles. That's first thing that I'm going to talk about. The second is about Britney again but it's gonna talk about how she spreading holiday atmosphere and whit Ellen DeGeneres sing Christmas songs all over the Los Angeles.

After her album 'Circus' all ready hit the first places on scales, pop star is getting ready a new surprise. Whit her son Jaden James are gonna publish on TV-show ET and presented inside of their home in send Christmas message to people. I'm all ready curious how are they gonna get threw holidays.
But the story how Britney and Ellen are singing Christmas songs all over Los Angeles is gonna be presented on talk-show whit Ellen DeGeneres.
And about her Album 'Circus' - I was expected that it's gonna hit the first places all over the world. For informations in first week they sold 500.000 copies. It's her 5th album which hit the first place and only 4 women singers are hit the first place whit more solds and these are Barbara Streisand, Madonna, Mariah Carey and Janet Jackson.

Next time : Famous couple Brandlina - Brat Pitt and Angelina Jolie (one of each)

By : *anjusa* =D

You just have too love me ! ! !

ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!

I found this on the internet.
I couldn't resist puting it on our blog.

WELCOME

I (primac) will write about games, of course.

I'l first review Grand Theft Auto IV.

dwji japodi

!!!dwji japodi have birthday!!! 16 year !!!!

The largest ice-crame and his boy

Do you see? This is the largest Ice-cream ever. And that small little boy is going to eat it him self. Hi, hi...

=D

'Madagascar 2' ends Bond's reign overseas

"Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa" kicked "Quantum of Solace" off the international box office throne with $52.2 million after expanding to 35 markets. The film's overseas total currently stands at $125 million.
Down to No. 2, Marc Forster's 007 adventure picked up another $10.8 million, lifting its total gross to $357.8 million. Following in third place was Catherine Hardwick's "Twilight," which took home $9.8 million for a total haul of $33 million.
Meanwhile, Walt Disney's "Bolt" ranked fourth on the international circuit this weekend with $9.5 million, while Pixar's "Wall-e" followed at No. 5 with $5.5 million in Japan.
Other results from the overseas box office: "Body of Lies" earned $5 million for a total of $52.5 million; "High school musical 3: Senior Year" picked up $4.5 million; "Changeling" collected "3.3 million; and "Australia" finished with $2.4 million.

dear Dalai Lama!

HeY everyone!

As I said I'll be writing about famous people and animals. Well I'll be writing just about famous people and my friend *moncy* we'll write about animals. So for today I'll be write about Jennifer Connely - she almost get arrested.

Jennifer Connely was is blue, short dress together with her partner Keanujem Reevesem occurred on geomagnetic of their film 'Day The Earth Stood Stll'. On the red carpet has occurred Pinkett-Smith family too. In Sunday was Jennifer guest on TV-Show of David Letterman where she recognized that recently she was all most arrested. ''It was a Halloween and we were coming from London. My son Kai was worry about all candy 's in his bag. When we come on the type for review of our luggage, Kai put his bag on conveyor and suddenly alarm started scream and all lights turn out! Some women was indicted and said that we have gun in our bags but Kai peaceful said that the gun is part of his costume.''

Poor Jennifer she must get sow scared. She have lock that she have that suck good son witch defend her. I hope that the thing like that don't happen too her again. Good Lock Jennifer. =D

(If you have any wishes just tell me and I will ride down of that person famous)

By *anjusa*

HY!!!

I'm Luka Dekleva, my friends call me deklevc!! I will write about DWJI JAPODI and sport!!

WHO IS SMARTER???????

Hey!I will write about animals. But if you think, I will write about snakes and reptiles you think wrong. I love cats and dogs. I think animals are smarter than people. Sorry, but it's true!

BIG FRIENDS

Hohoho. The santa is coming

Jeuuuu. The december is here and we are in good will. Naughty time is here. So in my new posts you will find some good jokes. They will be very funny and I hope you will laugh.

Good morning, everybody!

The time has come to choose the field you will cover, please, decide which themes would you like to write about and write it down in the comment to this post. Our today's task is also to make a short presentation of our info-blog - we must tell our readers what we will do, when we will publsih new posts ... Then we go public. Thumbs up!

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