Jokes 2

Two blondies are talking about new year. First blondie say: "You know that, the new year this year going to be on friday." "Oh realy?" say second blondie. "I hope it won´t be on 13. in the mounth."

How we mention event when our mother in low hang on the rope and die? Plesure on the rope of course!

"Sir. Why are you threw your mother in low over the balcony. " "Oh. I just want know if dragons realy fly.

"Hello! Is this police office?" "Yes, what´s wrong?" "My mother in low is hanging on the rope." "Are you cut the rope?!" "No, she´s still breathing!"

Bill Gates throw gold fish back to wather. "You forget 3 wishes" say gold fish. Bill Gates say: OK. Tell me your 3 wishes."