Sunday, 14 December 2008

Jokes 3

Bin Laden call Bush and say :"Hello mr. president. I have bad and good news. Which one you want hear first? Bush say :" Ok tell me good news first." Bin Laden say: "The good new is that, I will surrender." "And bad news?" say Bush. "Ok. The bad new is that, I coming with an airplane!"

Laugh is a half of health. For other you need apples.

Do you know why are moles in humus so fast. Becouse ther´s no air rebellion. 

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